Because Krausy did ask, and I already did this in my lj, lol.
David: "Mirror mirror on the wall, I am the fairest of them all."
Mick: "...and that's what David and I did last night."
Rich: (thinking) "YIKES!"
Steve: (thinking) "I hope no one notices that I wet my trousers."
Masami: (thinking) "These are very silly boys. But I will forgive them because they are so cute."
Rich: "So they got hold of a book of spells you say? And this is the result?"
Steve: "Yeah, I told them not to mess around with it but they wouldn't listen. Now what are we going to do?"
Rich: "Well, until we figure out how to turn them back, maybe we better get them flea collars and some chew toys."
Steve: "Good idea."
David (on the left): "ARF!"
Mick (on the right): "WOOF!"