Here goes nothing...

[Barbierian]

She's quite safe seeing as I only have eyes for one - so it's you I'm going to have to fight off with a stick or a fishing net

[anortherncod]

fishing net

B'aw...

[Barbierian]

fishing net

B'aw...

Ok, ok - I've got a better idea - we'll have him cloned and then toss a coin for the original

[anortherncod]

fishing net

B'aw...

Ok, ok - I've got a better idea - we'll have him cloned and then toss a coin for the original

The clone might be better - you could 'tweak' him to suit your individual requirements...

(sorry Rich!!!)

[Barbierian]

[quote="anortherncod" The clone might be better - you could 'tweak' him to suit your individual requirements... /quote]

Barbierian's mind temporarily wanders off - creating mental images of tweaking Mr B to suit her own requirements
- anyone have a bucket of cold water to hand?

but ......

No, no I'll take my copy as nature intended (Millwall fan and all ) - no "Stepford" man for me

[anortherncod]

The clone is mine then. The first difference will be: he WON'T be married

[Barbierian]

It's alright we'll make her a copy too, she'll never notice

That's sorted then, you two get clones and I get the prototype - job's a good'un

[anortherncod]

Just don't come crying to me if you end up watching Millwall on alternate Saturdays...

...come to think of it, he might want to go to away games too...

[Barbierian]

I'd go to the ends of the earth for Rich, even to an away Millwall match (she says with her fingers crossed behind her back ). From what I've heard it's my tennis skills I'd have to hone in which case I'm lost because I haven't played since school and what a pitiful example I was, at 5'2" could never seem to get the flamin' ball over the net ....... suddenly an away Millwall match seems strangely appealing

[anortherncod]

I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone...

[Barbierian]

I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone...

And your other preferred modifications would be ...............? btw your model comes as standard to:-

1. Put down the loo seat after use.
2. Pick his own underwear/socks up off the floor and place them in the wash basket.
3. Never to ask you when you purchased your latest outfit and how much it cost.
4. Always give a negative response to the question "does my a**e look big in this?".

[anortherncod]

I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone...

And your other preferred modifications would be ...............? btw your model comes as standard to:-

1. Put down the loo seat after use.
2. Pick his own underwear/socks up off the floor and place them in the wash basket.
3. Never to ask you when you purchased your latest outfit and how much it cost.
4. Always give a negative response to the question "does my a**e look big in this?".

ROTFLMAO!!!

I wouldn't need number 3 tho, I never buy clothes!!!

[Barbierian]

[/quote]

ROTFLMAO!!!

I wouldn't need number 3 tho, I never buy clothes!!![/quote]

I never thought of it like that but yes, I imagine you're very low maintenance - just a couple of flakes of fish food per day

[anortherncod]

Yes, and I just like to have a fin-icure once every 4 weeks

[Barbierian]

- I'm with you there and being a Barbierian I need to keep my talons nice and sharp