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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:19 am

She's quite safe seeing as I only have eyes for one - so it's you I'm going to have to fight off with a stick :smt064 or a fishing net :lol: :lol:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:30 am

Barbierian wrote:fishing net


B'aw... :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:58 am

anortherncod wrote:
Barbierian wrote:fishing net


B'aw... :smt005 :smt005 :smt005



Ok, ok - I've got a better idea :smt115 - we'll have him cloned and then toss a coin for the original :-D
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:39 am

Barbierian wrote:
anortherncod wrote:
Barbierian wrote:fishing net


B'aw... :smt005 :smt005 :smt005



Ok, ok - I've got a better idea :smt115 - we'll have him cloned and then toss a coin for the original :-D


The clone might be better - you could 'tweak' him to suit your individual requirements...

(sorry Rich!!!)
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:52 am

[quote="anortherncod" The clone might be better - you could 'tweak' him to suit your individual requirements... /quote]

Barbierian's mind temporarily wanders off - creating mental images of tweaking Mr B to suit her own requirements :smt112
- anyone have a bucket of cold water to hand?

but ......

No, no I'll take my copy as nature intended (Millwall fan and all :roll: ) - no "Stepford" man for me :D
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:35 am

The clone is mine then. The first difference will be: he WON'T be married :wink:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:49 am

It's alright we'll make her a copy too, she'll never notice :smt036

That's sorted then, you two get clones and I get the prototype - job's a good'un :-D
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:51 am

Just don't come crying to me if you end up watching Millwall on alternate Saturdays... :smt110

...come to think of it, he might want to go to away games too... :shock:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:28 pm

I'd go to the ends of the earth for Rich, even to an away Millwall match (she says with her fingers crossed behind her back :smt009). From what I've heard it's my tennis skills I'd have to hone in which case I'm lost because I haven't played since school and what a pitiful example I was, at 5'2" could never seem to get the flamin' ball over the net ....... suddenly an away Millwall match seems strangely appealing :?
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:25 pm

I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone... :wink:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:22 pm

anortherncod wrote:I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone... :wink:


And your other preferred modifications would be ...............? btw your model comes as standard to:-

1. Put down the loo seat after use.
2. Pick his own underwear/socks up off the floor and place them in the wash basket.
3. Never to ask you when you purchased your latest outfit and how much it cost.
4. Always give a negative response to the question "does my a**e look big in this?".

:?:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:23 am

Barbierian wrote:
anortherncod wrote:I HATE tennis.

Which is another reason why I need a clone... :wink:


And your other preferred modifications would be ...............? btw your model comes as standard to:-

1. Put down the loo seat after use.
2. Pick his own underwear/socks up off the floor and place them in the wash basket.
3. Never to ask you when you purchased your latest outfit and how much it cost.
4. Always give a negative response to the question "does my a**e look big in this?".

:?:


ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn't need number 3 tho, I never buy clothes!!!
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:54 am

[/quote]

ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wouldn't need number 3 tho, I never buy clothes!!![/quote]

I never thought of it like that but yes, I imagine you're very low maintenance - just a couple of flakes of fish food per day :-)
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby anortherncod on Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:49 am

Yes, and I just like to have a fin-icure once every 4 weeks :wink:
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Re: Here goes nothing...

Postby Barbierian on Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:14 pm

:lol: - I'm with you there and being a Barbierian I need to keep my talons nice and sharp :smt027
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