I need to vent about the number of BAD cover versions and remixes of Sylvian all over Youtube. Yesterday I saw Modesto's remix of "Small Metal Gods". At first listen it sounded great. On second listen it sounded good. Then it sounded far from good. It simply does not go anywhere. The tension and dynamism of the original is lost completely. The original is super slow, but the melody and pace belongs to the voice. Why smother it with syrupy somewhat banal synths that just gurgle, but never build? I kept waiting for that "Aha!' moment when you say to yourself, "God, this is good stuff!". It was a pleasant sound, but I have read people saying they prefer it to the original. Oh, come on people! Are they serious??
All these average singers trying to cover Sylvian songs simply prove to me that nobody but the best should try. Trying to sound LIKE Sylvian does not mean you are as good as Sylvian. Those pipes of his are unique; his throat width, his lung capacity, his mouth shape, tongue size and jaw movement (Is this turning Neonico on by any chance???

) all make the sound of the voice we love. People on You Tube also need to know that speaking English is probably a good start too. You cannot sing in English if you cannot speak the lingo. I did see one cover of Ghosts by two brothers that was half decent becaue they tried to do their version not some deep voiced impression. Dante covered Ghosts years ago and failed. Hue and Cry covered it in live sets and failed. Jack Jones/Fake Sinatra impression of Sylvian?.... Dry heaving sounds...
Anybody care to comment?
